Welcome to MetroLand the largest city on the planet earth, so large it’s considered a country. Metro land is the perfect place to live, raise kids, make a carrier for yourself! just as long as you have the right paycheck.

I would suggest avoiding lower metro, that’s where the filth of the earth live. did you know they still feel they deserve ‘Human rights’?

upper metro is where all the right people live, both middle and upper class. with upstanding jobs and etiquette, your sure to enjoy any visit to upper metro.
in fact upper metro is So safe, the rates of murder and general violence have been decreasing in comparison to the suicide rate since the last election.

and of course there isn’t a trip to Metroland without visiting our world famous bar, Mr. Happy’s Corner. owned by Miles Greenwood III. it’s considered the most relaxing bar in all the world.

a note of caution to those visiting in the fall months, you legally must be equipped with a filtration mask for the pollen storm.

thank you for your interest in MetroLand, we hope to see you soon.